Why band that plays at wedding is superior
Hi TFEW Land -
Please, if you at all slightly care for the tender few, please vote on a fan club name - Michael Mullen did, and for that, we love him to the "core" as yoga instructors would say. Anyway...i'm currently at a wedding near Yosemite, CA and i have email access - which, is fucked to begin with. But, here I am, being a terrible guest, checking email and uploading to a blog. good fucking god. However, there is a band playing and they're getting people to dance, and i'm a bit awed by the event. I think this cover/wedding band is much better than the tender few and it saddens me. but, i think it's true. their name is "Downtown Xpress".
They played a STEVE MILLER song - it just KILLED. you know the song - early, classic miller about being a picker, joker and a midnight toker, or something like that... and the crowd ate it up like free jalapeno poppers samples at costco. it made me think that maybe the tender few should be a wedding band. we certainly would get more gigs and we would get paid much better. If only we knew the chord progression to the "shake it like a polaroid picture" song.
TRUE STORY - I went to get some whites wines at the reception and, well, the wine poorer was not at his station. he was out in front of the band jumping and singing to some CURE song that i can't remember the name of, but i'm sure you'd like it. Now, in all of the countless TFEW live shows, have we ever stirred a bartender so much that they abandoned their posts to rock out to Emperor of Rain? According to our research, that has never happened. Fuck. What conclusion can we draw from this? probably not good ones.
Also, the guitar player is so good that he can easily go from "let's get it started" to "honky tonk woman" to "you can't touch this" to a cheap trick classic to "brick house". their versatility is amazing.
a bit drunk and perplexed.
we love you.
the tender few or as the french would say l'offre peu.


